1. aph-satan:

    randomfandomteacher:

    heretical-hypothetical:

    artigosaurus:

    queen-of-dork:

    i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

    debisanacronym1:

    WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

    NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

    IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

    WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

    VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

    THE UNDERDOG

    I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

    http://time.com/3429938/pluto-planet-vote/

    (via inforthelaughs)

     
  2. brainfarto:

    October means this kind of stuff.

    (via inforthelaughs)

     
  3. (Source: P-U-R-S-U-E, via lunarsunlight)

     
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  5. queerpotters:

    sherlocksmyth:

    I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

    (Source: marvelcolm, via inforthelaughs)

     
  6. spenceralthouse:

    Sound logic.

    (via rachel-duggerd)

     

  7. timid:

    do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

    (via rachel-duggerd)

     

  8. thurstin:

    I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

    (via cantdothedo)

     
  9. doorsandsardines:

    hire this man

    (via rachel-duggerd)

     
  10. (Source: itcuddles, via lunarsunlight)

     

  11. arminsarmy:

    marielovesgroban:

    Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

    Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

    (via anondracomalfoy)

     
  12. @tyleroakley: @troyesivan two years ago today

    (Source: losttroylerworld, via daddyoakley)

     

  13. faithanddagger:

    I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

    (via rachel-duggerd)

     
  14. f0ndly:

    mild sexual love blog

    (Source: i-n-s-e-n-s-i-v-e-l, via lunarsunlight)

     
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